What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 14:40

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why are white women so overly emotional?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
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-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.